Being a complete mule in love is not as difficult as you think. Here we tell you some circumstances that lead you to it.
They say that war and in love all is fair, however, hundreds of suitors and ashamed lovers attest that in matters of the heart that is not so true. The mule, supposedly stubborn and beast of burden, typifies stupidity in our culture. That’s why, when you mess her up on purpose, you’re a mule, and if that takes away points in relationships, double mule!
You are a mule if…
You agree to dance with your crush to that rhythm of music for which you are literally a beast. You don’t walk with a ball and you end up crushing his big toe with your heel.
You are a mule when…
You prepare in the greatest detail a night of passion with rose petals in bed, strawberries with chocolate, red wine, romantic music… But you forget to shave!
You are definitely a mule if…
You kiss him with your tongue, the kind that leaves your teeth clean for about a week, but you didn’t have the delicacy to wash your mouth and put mouthwash on it after eating onion salad.
You’re a mule when…
You make him the new recipe you learned in the French cooking course and just as they go to eat, he discovers to his horror that something has winked at him from the plate.
Mula is what you are if…
You want to give him the best gift of his life, so you buy him the whole millionaire kit, with an official uniform, an autographed ball and a more expensive ticket to the stadium… But he’s from Santa Fe!
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