Tips for a perfect motel
Mocking is an art, unfortunately mastered by very few; That’s why we give you here some tips to make your moteleada perfect…
If you like the motel plan, you will surely have experienced some uncomfortable situations, such as leaving personal items or discovering that you don’t have condoms in the middle of the job. So that this does not happen to you again, follow the following tips for a perfect motel…
- Take just what you need: Do not take the suitcase full of clothes, office papers, toothbrush, hair dryer, 2 jackets, etc. Remember, you go to what you go, not for a walk.
- Arrive by taxi: If you have an illicit motel, try to arrive by taxi, because if you take your car, someone will surely see you at the entrance or exit and will recognize you by the license plate.
- Do it with dignity: Do not cover yourself when entering or leaving, there is nothing that attracts more attention than a couple of adults hiding their faces; put your face up with a beautiful smile and no one will notice you.
- Try to always go to the same motel: That way, if some adult tapes with your face on the cover turn up on the black market, you’ll know who to complain to.
- Ask how long you have: If you are one of those who like to be lazy “after”, you will be annoyed when there is a knock on the door telling you that the time is over. Calculate in advance the time you have and set a discreet alarm on your cell phone a quarter of an hour before the deadline.
- Do not throw clothes left and right: Remember, you are in a motel, not at home, it is best to take off your clothes and put them on a couch or chair, not where it falls.
- Bring condoms: Nothing puts out the fire more than stopping in the middle of the job due to lack of condoms, having to call the service to ask for them, getting up half in a ball to receive them at the door and then, having them touch you again to give you the laps. Make a technical stop beforehand at a drugstore and avoid all this.
- Seize the day: We know that it’s very nice to cuddle up and stuff, but if you’re in a motel with that person you like so much, don’t sleep more than physically necessary! In addition, most motels do not provide blankets, but perhaps a sheet, precisely so that you do not fall asleep, so take pity on your partner’s cold!
- If you have the rule, better not go: Have mercy on those poor cleaning ladies who are going to have to take care of cleaning up the mess you left behind; yes, we know that surely they have seen worse things, but there is no right!
- Throw the used condoms in the bin: It is for pure hygiene, do not throw them down the toilet or leave them on the floor or under the bed, the garbage can is the place for them, and well tied up.
- Check well before you go: Make an inventory of everything you had on you and check very well between the sheets, the bathroom and under the bed, that you are not going to keep your cell phone or ID, nothing more embarrassing than having to call a motel to say » Miss, it’s that I was moteling there over the weekend and I lost my credit card…” What was left, was left there, give it up for lost.
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