It depends on the motel. The lowliest ones only have the basics for a minimally comfortable stay: bed, TV and bathroom. Since we’re no small amount of crap, we opted for a virtual tour in one of the best houses in the business: the Acqua Master suite, at Motel Lumini, in São Paulo. The motel is considered one of the most pumped in the country. It’s okay that the virtual visit is not as exciting as a live one. But you don’t have to pay the 410 reais that the suite costs and you can spend much more than four hours enjoying the place…
What a picasso!
The decoration of the 110 m2 room is discreet, but with a hint of eroticism – like a panel with the word “desire” written with pictures of naked people. Anyone who wants to can still hire in advance a company that makes themed decorations for the suite for about a thousand reais
just a quickie
Communication between the room and the motel backstage is via a corridor with two doors, where meal orders are left, for example. When a couple leaves, two housekeepers come through this corridor and have only half an hour to give the room a quick cleaning.
sexual appetite
To replenish spent energy, the menu ranges from veal capelete and almonds to shrimp risotto. Champagne, on the other hand, comes with grapes or strawberries and whipped cream – which can even be used for other purposes…
seeing stars
Controlled by a panel on the wall, the room’s sunroof can be opened out over the pool area, allowing for sunbathing or a view of the stars at night – around the motel there are no buildings from which anyone can peek… Another high feature tech are the speakers spread across the ceiling of the suite
drowning the goose
Luxury suite must have a pool. And this one has a waterfall and fiber optic lighting – which gives the impression that the water constantly changes color, turning lilac, blue, green. Cleanliness is guaranteed by ozone filtration – technology that continuously disinfects all water
Sauna sex and sweat
To relax, you can stay in the bathtub with hydromassage – where you can use bath salts. If you prefer a warmer climate, literally, you still have the option of a steam sauna. In the bathroom, for the couple not to fall apart, there are two showers with directional jets
moan, moan
Everyone goes to the motel to do the same thing, but that’s not why you need to hear the excited moans from the rooms next door. Double-thick walls ensure this acoustic privacy, while the windows have a thick curtain, which blocks outside light.
Good lover
The bed is where most of the fun happens, right? So there is no economy here. In addition to being king size (about 2.5 meters wide), it has cotton sheets imported from Pakistan (softer and more durable) and is filled with goose down pillows. And there’s a mirror on the ceiling
Hot screen
Believe me: there are people who go to the motel to watch TV. In this suite, it has a 29-inch flat screen and sits on a revolving piece of furniture so you don’t miss the programming on the bed, the table, the pool… Speaking of programming, the excuse to watch TV is its three erotic channels