Raise your hand who has never subjected themselves to any self-punishment for the sole purpose of looking or feeling better! You will feel 200 percent identified…
We wear heels even if they tire us
No man will ever understand in a million years why do we women get into a pair of shoes with the heel much higher than the toe, which forces us to walk on tiptoe while we balance with our fingers. There is no greater torture than this, and we impose it on ourselves just to see ourselves in the mirror and say “aaaaay, what divine heels”.
We do aggressive diets
It is no coincidence that women refer to the food we love but makes us fat as «sins». If we eat dessert we «get messy» and to complete the punishment, we shut our mouths until the next day to compensate for the calories and fat that will last forever on our hips. Eating is such a pleasant pleasure that going on a strict diet is a self-punishment that no animal imposesexcept human females.
We have smaller clothing sizes to force ourselves to lose weight
This is the cover of female self-punishment: we go to buy clothes, but instead of being sensible and buying our size, we stuff ourselves like black pudding into garments one and up to two sizes smaller with the firm conviction that if we see them every day in our closet we are going to force ourselves to lose weight in order to be able to wear them for the first time… Does it make any sense? No, but we do!
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– Your heart Viiiiibra (@Vibra1049) November 4, 2015
Painful beauty therapies
Peeling, skin abrasion, lipo, Botox, carbonxitherapy, reducing massages, silicone… Our creativity to punish ourselves is superior to that of the Holy Inquisition Spanish, Torquemada would blush just thinking about any of these procedures!
we fight
We are the queens of the belt, there is no discussion about that; if you have doubts, ask any tourist what infomercial they gave in the morning on the other side of the world… Yes, indeed, the one about the Colombian girdles of a famous compatriot actress, who has made self-punishment a world-class business. Do they work? Some say yes, others no, but, as grannies say, «there are some», and we have seen some impressive cases of weight loss at the point of girdles.
We exercise until we pass out
We swear our belly will vanish if we do 150 sit-ups… While lying in bed watching TV… Once a week. Of course exercise becomes a self-punishment if we do it every 8 days intensely, because our muscles will not support it and we will never see results. Those who know say it well, it is preferable 5 minutes a day every day than 3 hours a week until you have a heart attack.
We continue with the same man even if he breaks our hearts over and over again
Perhaps the most common self-punishment is believe that the man we love will change. That at the point of love he will stop being jealous, possessive, sexist, dog, stingy, gouache, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. We crash over and over again against the same stone… and we don’t learn!
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– Your heart Viiiiibra (@Vibra1049) March 11, 2016
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