Of boyfriends and married: expectation vs. reality

When we’re dating everything is rosy, but when we get married… Things get more, let’s say, real.

When we are dating we have many expectations of how our married life will be, expectations that marriage is responsible for crushing to the ground. We set ourselves the task of comparing how they change situations when they occur in courtship versus marriage.

Groom’s date: They pick us up at the office door and leave us in bed dreaming of the little angels…
Date already married: If they tell us «let’s meet at the Portal»…

wedding anniversary: Invitation to dinner at the trendy restaurant, with luxury car rental, bouquets of roses and dress premiere…

Marriage anniversary: Surtimax Fried Chicken…

Wedding market: All imported and delicatessen…

But when we are already married: We market in Paloquemado and soon to expire…

Honeymoon: 8 days in a paradisiacal hotel in the French Riviera…

Husbands trip: The most is to cross the bridge in Girardot…

Wedding party: We went straight and followed her into the house…
And when we go to a party and spouses: We return to the house at 11 after calling every 5 minutes to find out if the girl was calling long distance…

Boyfriend sex: A passionate encounter on a bed with Egyptian sheets and a bottle of champagne, in a 5-star hotel…

Sex of spouses: 5 minutes on Sunday night taking advantage of the fact that the Chinese fell asleep…

Do you know of other situations that change from heaven to earth when you’re dating versus when you get married?