Typical phrases of lovers

Falling in love makes us feel happy, and we feel that we touch the sky with our hands, and without realizing it we use typical phrases of lovers.

When we are in love we seem silly, everything seems beautiful to us, the world is made of cotton candy and our beloved is perfectIt even smells delicious to us after playing soccer at noon under the Melgar sun!

Could it be that we do not think clearly when love attacks us? And it is that different studies have shown that being in love affects the brain. Stephanie Ortigue, a researcher at Syracuse University, New York, conducted research revealing that falling in love affects the intellectual areas of the brain. Is that why we say so many nonsense when we are in front of our loved one?

Definitely, love blinds our thoughts, and that’s why we end up saying the typical phrases of lovers, which in our right mind we would never pronounce. We have them here for you.

Typical phrases of lovers that we have all used

-«You hang up.» «No you first.» «Well, in time.» Confess it, at some time in your life you had this conversation while your whole family was waiting for you to hang up so they could eat, because the only thing missing was you at the table.

– “I had never felt with anyone like you.” And it’s true, until the months go by and that cute little girl who didn’t break a plate turns into a dog that falls for even your little sister.

– “Do not leave me, I cannot live without you.” Of course you can, deep down you know it, you just feel lazy having to meet someone again to restart the process of conquest and courtship.

-«You’re the love of my life.» If they gave us a million pesos for every time we say this to the first slimy person who makes us laugh, we would be millionaires.

-«Divine! It was what he wanted!” You blatantly lie when he gives you the hideous jacket you gave your sister-in-law a year ago for your anniversary.

-«We are for each other.» Yes, of course, especially since you just met him and you have no idea that he keeps his grandmother’s body in formalin in his closet.

-«I love you with all my heart.» Let’s see, one does not love with the heart, and less with EVERYTHING; think about it, you cannot live without oxygen in your blood, you would have died shortly after pronouncing this typical phrase of lovers.

-«How much do you love me?» «Like from here to where?» Those couple of stupid questions are not lacking among lovers, as if love were measured in kilometers!

– “You are the best fuck of my life.” I have to say something? All newly in love are the best fuck, because passion is like that; I believe you if you still say that to your husband after seven years of marriage.

– “I want to spend the rest of my life with you.” Of course! Until they get married and you discover that the filth is not capable of picking up the dirty clothes, nor of washing a dish and less of having food for you when you arrive tired from work.

What another typical phrase we say when we are in love?